This is my life. I am the last person I know with a flip phone. Hilarious.

I AM FLIP PHONE.

..,mourning the loss of a friendship. It’s almost been a whole year since we had our friendship break-up. I can’t believe it. I think I had been holding on hope to mending our friendship, but clearly that isn’t happening. It’s so hard to swallow. But acceptance is necessary.

Seriously, I just don’t ever want to be one of those annoying couples that posts kissy pictures and mushy posts all over the internet. I like sharing exciting, happy, and interesting things we do together but I don’t ever want to do a gag-worthy overload on PDA or my feelings about my man. It’s just too much and I really value my sense of privacy. That is all.

I got into a big argument with my sister. And it ended with her telling me that I’m a selfish person. And I’m sitting here wondering if there is any truth to it.

For those not familiar, Ryan’s Roses is a segment on KIIS FM out here in Los Angeles with Ryan Seacrest where they basically set up a suspected cheater with a bouquet of free roses to send to whoever they want. If they choose to send the roses to someone other than their wife/girlfriend (who is listening patiently on another line), they are finally confronted by the significant other and the rest of the hosts of the radio program ON AIR.

So I got asked to answer some survey’s by my bank with a promise of amazon gift cards. I decided to try it out, because why not? I didn’t really think they’d follow through on those gift cards but they HAVE!!!! I’ve already made 15 dollars just by answering questions about my opinions on financial wellness and matters surrounding money, which I’m super into anyway. Oh and as a graduate student, amazon gift cards are ALWAYS welcome for all those textbooks I have to buy.

Ever since I started having meals/snacks every three to four hours as prescribed by my registered dietician, I am like clockwork. I get hungry every 3-4 hours. It’s insane. Thought I’d share.

Laying in bed since 9AM. It’s almost 2PM. The only thing I’ve gotten up for is to eat an omelet that Salsa Guy made me and to drag my MacBook into bed. I be watching Brothers & Sisters.

I just spend about an hour in a 100 degree mechanic shop getting my car alignment done. FML. It was so hot I could feel my glitter eyeliner melting off.

This song is soooooooo good it makes me want to start dancing in my work office. Oh wait! Too late. It’s so sexy and sensual and lovely all at once.

Prince Royce’s famous bachata song:  “Incondicional”

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